For tonight's main attraction my knitting friends, watch this unsuspecting Yarniac knit round and round on her project. Her ball of yarn gets smaller, watch the number of rows increase, yet observe how the knitting does not get any longer! Is it a magical ball of yarn? Has our unsuspecting Yarniac entered a knitting time warp? Yes, my knitting friends, our unsuspecting knitter has entered the Knitting Wasteland.
Henceforth, that grey area of knitting, that place where you go round and round and yet your garment does not grow, shall be known as the Knitting Wasteland.
So how is your knitting tonight?